Yet another television hit show: Immigration with Love
I’m solving so many problems I can’t keep track
23 AUG 2023
∙ PAID
“Hello, folks, this is your host, Mike Freedom, and this is our sizzling hit, Immigration with L O V E.”
“As you know, we deal with the top five countries that are sending us their huddling masses. Those would be Mexico, Guatemala, India, Honduras, and China.”
This week our special contestant is Julio Martinez, who officially represents 190,000 men, women, and children from Guatemala who REALLY want to sneak into the US.”
“Julio has his story to tell. A story of privation, desperation, crime, poverty, longing, filthy living conditions, and so on.”
“And you, the studio audience, and the viewers at home, will decide, by your yes or no votes, TONIGHT, whether he and his giant cohort win or lose. So this is serious stuff. We need your full attention.”
Then for next ten minutes, Julio tells his tale, which supposedly depicts the conditions from which all 190,000 of his people are desperately trying to escape.
Let’s assume he wins. The audience approves.
Here’s the key. Are you aware there are TWO MILLION uninhabited islands in the world?
Julio and his cohort will be transported to (or allowed to escape to) a bunch of those islands. Let’s say 200 specified islands.
Once there, they will be delivered, free of charge, building materials, tools, clothing, food supplies for a year, and food seeds.
Pretty generous.