Damn! I should have thought of this before I launched here at Substack
DEMENTED
This is my thinking. These days, mainly through the good work of Joe Biden, dementia has become a fashion trend.
There’s Kamala Harris, doing her part; and Nancy Pelosi kicks in a few beauts now and then. Of course, the Left is rife with insane non-sequiturs and contradictions that make no sense whatsoever.
So I could have saved myself a whole lot of time by calling my Substack DEMENTED.
And then just posted piece after piece consisting of words randomly typed. Using an AI generator to handle it.
“Mars Wellbutrin astro sacrificial Bartholomew escalating poontang nightshade…”
That would be the first line under a headline like BIDEN THREATENS NUCLEAR RESPONSE.
There would have been people who thought I was doing code. With a bit of fabricated publicity, I could have a few million subscribers by now.
Photos accompanying the text. Pigeons sitting on a park bench. An empty boathouse. A man reading a newspaper in a bar.
A five-minute video of people walking down off the street into the Subway.
DEMENTED.
A business idea whose time has come.
Something like Dada or Surrealism, but less calculated.
It could be a launching pad for a run at the Presidency. After all, Biden pulled it off.
“Better housing landscape marijuana folded cashless Remdesivir roadside…”
“And I further promise…”
OK. Now let’s get serious. Medical honchos also play demented word games.