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I am monitoring myself for bird flu infection

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May 19, 2024

I am monitoring myself for bird flu infection

JON RAPPOPORT

MAY 17, 2024

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Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

I’m the bird flu martyr.

I’m the canary in the coal mine.

If I start to develop symptoms, I’ll let you know, and you can flee to the South Pacific.

Last night as I was lying in bed listening to a thunderstorm, I felt like CHIRPING. But I DIDN’T.

My feeling was only a pre-symptom. This morning, as I was blowing my nose, an image sprang to mind:

Me, hopping from branch to branch on a tree. But I didn’t hop.

I believe I’ve got the virus under control.

It’s there in my body, but it’s not replicating.

I am, however, collecting bits of paper and twigs and old shoelaces and fragments of burnt toast from the bottom of the toaster. I presume this represents an urge to build a nest. But I resist.

I have dreams of setting up a cannon in my back yard and blasting squirrels, because they’re stealing my food from the feeder hanging from the elm tree.

Let it be known that if I turn into a bird, I want it to be an eagle.

OK, enough about me. I believe it would make sense for Joe Biden to be the first case of a politician developing bird flu. His aides could explain THAT’S why he’s been committing all these crazy gaffes. He’s turning into a fucking bird. Have pity on the President. He’s being treated with the latest drugs. He’s fighting to remain human. He’s staging an epic battle. Support him by electing him to a second term.

What kind of bird is Biden staving off so far?

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By Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at NoMoreFakeNews.com or OutsideTheRealityMachine.

(Source: jonrappoport.substack.com; May 18, 2024; https://is.gd/6IVavc)