Dear RFK, Jr.: I can get you 20 million votes tomorrow
MAY 07, 2024
∙ PAID
New votes. Not just the suburban soccer moms who want to have sex with you for some unknown reason.
Have you been following the election season in Mexico? It’s far more interesting than our own.
So far, 30 politicians at various levels have been MURDERED. There have been numerous kidnappings.
Mexico is a failed fucking state. In case you didn’t know that.
Also, the Mex cartels have brought enough fentanyl into the US to kill the population OF THE WORLD SEVERAL TIMES OVER.
That’s called a threat to National Security. An actual threat.
So, Bobby, all you have to do is tell the American people that, on the first day of your Presidency, you’ll send fleets of armed drones into Mexico and destroy all the large cartels.
That’s it.
And you’ll have at least 20 million new votes.
Promise.
Abandon the “Give us your huddled masses yearning for 5-star hotels and prepaid credit cards.”
Highlight the fact that the sitting President of Mexico, Obrador, has stated his policy on the cartels is HUGS NOT BULLETS. I kid you not.
Mention that Trump, as President, was one day away from fulfilling his promise to declare the cartels terrorist organizations—and then he met with Obrador and came away saying, “I like him. He’s a great guy. I can work with him.” And Trump dumped his promise in the garbage. As well as the lives of 100,000 Americans a year who were dying from fentanyl. Say THAT. Don’t be a pussy.
What’s that? You don’t want to go all in on destroying the cartel murderers? Because…why? They’re what? Misunderstood?
Surely you know that big gangs in big US cities are working for the cartels distributing drugs, right? And these gangs are the biggest threat to life and liberty of the populations of these cities. Right? And no one is prosecuting the gangs with slam-dunk RICO statutes. You know all that.
So why not tell the American people you’re going to wipe out these gangs, no matter what it takes?
Or would you rather pay them reparations?
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