Earn a PhD without ever attending classes or leaving home; you don’t even need a high school diploma

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Earn a PhD without ever attending classes or leaving home; you don’t even need a high school diploma


Earn a PhD without ever attending classes or leaving home; you don’t even need a high school diploma

 YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IN THE NEW AMERICA.

Hi, I’m Martin Ransom, former adjunct instructor in Minority Studies at the Duck University of Louisiana. I’m now the president of Online North-South-East-West University. See this maroon robe I’m wearing? I’m an academic.

Are you a member of an underserved community longing to be the first person in your family to graduate from college? And do you have $1500?

Our University can print up and mail you a PhD diploma in the field of your choice. It’s handsomely framed in black plastic.

You don’t even need a high school diploma.

Listen closely. Here’s how it works.

We now know, through careful research, that an AI can compose an acceptable PhD thesis in three minutes. This is a given.

So why should you write it?

You only need to demonstrate you can use AI.

We have a 30-second online test you can take today. If you pass and thus prove you CAN navigate an AI…you have your PhD. And you don’t need to have the AI turn out the thesis. Because we know it COULD.

This is an amazing breakthrough.

You pay a $1500 processing fee and you’re a PhD.

You, your family, and friends can hold a celebration and weep with joy, when your PhD diploma arrives in the mail.

I’M A DOCTOR NOW.

That’s what you can tell your friends.

For an additional $79.95, we’ll print business cards with your name, and your new title.

Imagine walking around your neighborhood as a full PhD.


By Jon Rappoport

The author of three explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED, EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, and POWER OUTSIDE THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. He maintains a consulting practice for private clients, the purpose of which is the expansion of personal creative power. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at NoMoreFakeNews.com or OutsideTheRealityMachine.

(Source: jonrappoport.substack.com; August 24, 2023; https://tinyurl.com/2857ccjr)